fellas to my left…honeys on my right…folks who don’t fit into the gender binary levitate above me in cool poses…
Blue Hawke calls it their diary
Red Hawke calls it, flatly, a journal
Purple Hawke calls it A Detailed Accounting of the Rigorous and Remarkable Struggles Faced by One Fereldan Refugee in the Singularly Capricious City of Kirkwall, as Experienced by the Illustrious Author
- Dragon Age Origins
- Me: Not gonna go for the stupid blonde hot guy. Not gonna go for the stupid blonde hot guy.
- Alistair: Hey I'm a massive doof.
- Me: Dammit.
- Dragon Age II
- Me: Totally definitely not going to go for the stupid hot blonde guy. Gonna mix it up this time. Gonna---
- Anders: Mage rights.
- Me: FUCK.
- -waiting on Inquisition-
- Me: ABSOLUTELY GOING TO AVOID THE STUPID HOT BLONDE GUY. NO HOT BLONDE GUYS FOR ME. GOING TO MIX IT UP. GONNA HOOK UP WITH JOSEPHINE--OR--OR CASSANDRA--OR---
- Bioware: -releases new screenshots of Cullen-
- Me: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD.
cullen is a character in the dragon age franchise (now finally romanceable in dragon age: inquisition) and honestly???? that’s a good question
i’m gonna say it’s because some men age like a fine wine bc if you look at him throughout the years……
dragon age: origins (the first installment)
i mean yeah ok would bang but like, he a 7/10 here
now dragon age 2
like. what the fuck is this justin timberlake macaroni hair bs. 6/10 mAYBE
would still bang
DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION
literally he’s an 11/10 i can’t handle this